Man:I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man:I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

Man:I want to give myself to you.
Woman:Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man:Oh, just cheap perfume then.

Man:Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman:Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man:Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?

Man:You look like a dream.
Woman:Go back to sleep.
Man:You mean this isn't a nightmare?

Man:I can tell that you want me.
Woman:Yes, I want you to leave.
Man:Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE!

Man:Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman:Do not enter, -OR- Stop.
Man:Really? You look more like a "Yield."

Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.
Man:Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

Man:Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man:[Looking away] Honey, there's two here!

Man:What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman:What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man:You're right. I was lying.

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got the moustache.

Man: "Want to dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly.