PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bhais?

MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole
toh Baelgaadi.
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MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU
B.A.

MUNNA BHAI
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
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CIRCUIT
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rahaa