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1. If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)
3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)
8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
13. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
15. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
16. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help)
17. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
18. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
19. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
20. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i do)
Last But not the least...
Why most of the people did not noticed that 11th question is missing?
Quick Test:
1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken?
3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?
Answers:
1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.
2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they will be taken in 1 hour.
3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between am & pm.
4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.
5) 9 live sheep.
6) The match.
7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.
8) 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.
10) You
SANTA ANSWER's MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
Posted in Answers, banta, banta singh, doctor, exam, medical, santa
Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor?
Needless to say he never made it. You know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.
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Antibody - against everyone
Artery - The study of the paintings.
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.
Caesarean section - a district in Rome.
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.
Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.
Chronic - neck of a crow.
Coma - punctuation mark.
Cortisone - area around local court.
Cyst - short for sister.
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.
Dislocation - in this place.
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.
Enema - not a friend.
Fake labour - pretending to work.
Genes - blue denim.
Hernia - she is close by.
Impotent - distinguished/well known.
Labour pain - hurt at work.
Lactose - people without toes.
Lymph - walk unsteadily.
Microbes - small dressing gown.
Obesity - city of Obe.
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.
Proteins - in favour of teens.
Pulse - grain.
Pus - small cat.
Red blood count - Dracula.
Secretion - hiding anything.
Tablet - small table.
Ultrasound - radical noise.
Urine - opposite of you're out.
Varicose - very close.
1. Where was the first potato found?
Ans: In the ground.
2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.
3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.
4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time.
5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.
7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.
8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
Ans: Non.
9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.
10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-
12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.
13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.
14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car
15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.
16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.
17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.
18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.
19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
Ans: because they lost all their matches.
20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.
21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer.
Ans: In the ground.
2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.
3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.
4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time.
5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.
7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.
8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
Ans: Non.
9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.
10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-
12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.
13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.
14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car
15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.
16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.
17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.
18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.
19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
Ans: because they lost all their matches.
20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.
21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer.
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything
else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
Cigarette
another deadly answer. Scroll down a little
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney
lagega"
