A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title : What should I do to marry a rich guy?


I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.


I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, and gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (My target now is to get married)


Ms. Pretty





Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:



Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.


Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me…


signed,

J.P. Morgan

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of
$5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new
outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts,
she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she
loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

think like a man . . .

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* > > > > > > > He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

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* > > > > > > > Men are Men.... Obviously!!!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a
trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you three wishes". The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times !"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do
realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome
man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he will be ten times richer than you". The woman said,
"That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine". So,
KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish,and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good ! =)

Male readers: Please read down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife !!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

khubsoorat hain wo lub
jo pyari batein kertey hain

khubsoorat hai wo muskurahat
jo dosaroon ke chehroon per bhimuskan saja de

khubsoorat hai wo dil
jo kisi ke dard ko samjhey
jo kisi ke dard mein tarpey

khubsoorat hain wo jazbat
jo kisi ka ehsaas karein

khubsoorat hai wo ehsaas
jo kisi ke dard ka madawa baney

khubsoorat hain wo batein
jo kisi ka dil na dukhaein

khubsoorat hain wo ankhein
jin mein pakezgi ho
sharm o haya ho

khubsoorat hain wo ansoo
jo kisi ke dard ko
mehsoos kerke beh jaein

khubsoorat hain wo Hath
jo kisi ko mushkil
waqat mein tham lein

khubsoorat hain wo qadam
jo kisi ki madad ke liye
aagey berhein !!!!!

khubsoorat hai wo sooch
jo kisi ke liye acha soochey

khubsoorat hai wo insan
jis ko KHUDA ne ye
khubsoorati ada ki.