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This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing...................She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant..
She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'
The case was dismissed.........! !!!!!!!
When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing...................She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant..
She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'
The case was dismissed.........! !!!!!!!
The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;
the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;
the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;
the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
but the women are still BUSY in
S H O P P I N G .................
the woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;
the woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;
the woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
but the women are still BUSY in
S H O P P I N G .................
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my thing when I ask where the toilet is?
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2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
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5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
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6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
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8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet? " If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human
without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par
khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office
kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali
or likha us par yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
Rs.5000 inam
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.
"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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"CELLO "
The pen of india.
"LUX"
The soap of india.
"Amul"
The taste of india.
"I"
The best in india.
"You"
Time waste of india... :-)
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche
be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend
otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4
cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending
luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a
call from katrina kaif....
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Whats the height of hope???....
A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the
enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any
direction
