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1. *Marry the right person* . This one decision will determine 90% of your
happiness or misery.
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2. Work at something you enjoy and that's worthy of your time and talent.
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3. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
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4. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
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5. *Be forgiving of yourself and others*.
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6. Be generous.
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7. Have a grateful heart.
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8. *Persistence*, persistence, persistence.
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9. Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.
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10. Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.
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11. Commit yourself to constant improvement.
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12. Commit yourself to quality.
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13. *Understand that happiness is not based on possessions*, *power or
prestige*, but on relationship with people you love and respect.
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14. Be loyal.
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15. *Be honest*.
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16. Be a self-starter.
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17. Be decisive even it it means you'll sometimes be wrong.
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18. *Stop blaming other*s. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
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19. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life, you'll regret
the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
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20. Take good care of those you love.
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21. *Don't do* anything that wouldn't make your Mom
proud
*Dress Code**Sick Days*
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
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*Personal Days*
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
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*Toilet Use*
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!
You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.
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*Lunch Break*
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.
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*Mails*
Don't read junk and forwarded mails.
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Thank you for your loyalty to our company.
We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management.
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
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*Personal Days*
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
************
*Toilet Use*
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.
At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.
After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!
You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.
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*Lunch Break*
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.
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*Mails*
Don't read junk and forwarded mails.
************
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.
We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management.
1)Never make noise in class, respect d fact tht others r sleeping.
2)Keep the college clean & green, so stay away.
3)Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4)Always take books coz you dont get a pillow to help you sleep well.
5)Never be early to class or else no one will notice you!!
