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1. Where was the first potato found?
Ans: In the ground.
2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.
3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.
4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time.
5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.
7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.
8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
Ans: Non.
9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.
10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-
12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.
13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.
14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car
15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.
16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.
17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.
18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.
19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
Ans: because they lost all their matches.
20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.
21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer.
Ans: In the ground.
2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.
3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.
4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time.
5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.
7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.
8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
Ans: Non.
9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.
10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-
12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.
13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.
14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car
15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.
16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.
17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.
18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.
19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
Ans: because they lost all their matches.
20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.
21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my thing when I ask where the toilet is?
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2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
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5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
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6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
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8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet? " If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
