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1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
A different Love Letter
Posted in boy, boyfriend, girl, girl friend, Love, love letter, questionaire
A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love , Aakash
*********************
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Aakash ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
My Dearest Reshma,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
**********
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
**********
9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
**********
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love , Aakash
*********************
Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........
Aakash ,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
**********
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... Right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
**********
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
**********
9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you .
Someone Somewhere
Someone
Is very proud of you
Someone
Is thinking of you
Is thinking of you
Someone
Cares about you
Cares about you
Someone
Misses you
Misses you
Someone
Wants to talk to you
Someone
Wants to be with you
Wants to be with you
Someone
Hopes you aren't in trouble
Someone
Is thankful for the support you have
Provided
Is thankful for the support you have
Provided
Someone
Wants to hold your hand
Wants to hold your hand
Someone
Wants you to be happy
Wants you to be happy
Someone
Wants you to find them
Wants you to find them
Someone
Is celebrating your successes
Someone
Wants to give you a gift
Wants to give you a gift
Someone
Think you ARE a gift
Think you ARE a gift
Someone
Hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
Hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
Someone
Wants to hug you
Wants to hug you
Someone
Loves you
Someone
Wants to lavish you with small gifts
Wants to lavish you with small gifts
Someone
Admires your strength
Admires your strength
Someone
Is thinking of you and smiling
Is thinking of you and smiling
Someone
Wants to be your shoulder to cry on
Wants to be your shoulder to cry on
Someone
Wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
Wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
Someone
Thinks the world of you
Thinks the world of you
Someone
Wants to protect you
Wants to protect you
Someone
Would do anything for you
Would do anything for you
Someone
Wants to be forgiven
Someone
Is grateful for your forgiveness
Is grateful for your forgiveness
Someone
Wants to laugh with you about old times
Wants to laugh with you about old times
Someone
Remembers you and wishes you were there
Remembers you and wishes you were there
Someone
Is praising God for you
Is praising God for you
Someone
Needs to know that your love is unconditional
Somebody
Values your advice
Someone
Wants to tell you how much they care
Someone
Wants to stay up watching old movies with
You
Wants to stay up watching old movies with
You
Someone
Wants to share their dreams with you
Wants to share their dreams with you
Someone
Wants to hold you in their arms
Someone
Wants YOU to hold them in your arms
Wants YOU to hold them in your arms
Someone
Treasures your spirit
Treasures your spirit
Someone
Wishes they could STOP time because of
You
Wishes they could STOP time because of
You
Someone
Praises God for your friendship and love
Praises God for your friendship and love
Someone
Can't wait to see you
Can't wait to see you
Someone
Wishes that things didn't have to change
Someone
Loves you for who you are
Loves you for who you are
Someone
Loves the way you make them feel
Loves the way you make them feel
Someone
Wants to be with you
Wants to be with you
Someone
Is hoping they can grow old with you
Is hoping they can grow old with you
Someone
Hears a song that reminds them of you
Hears a song that reminds them of you
Someone
Wants you to know they are there for you
Wants you to know they are there for you
Someone
Is glad that you're their friend
Is glad that you're their friend
Someone
Wants to be your friend
Wants to be your friend
Someone
Stayed up all night thinking about you
Stayed up all night thinking about you
Someone
Is alive because of you
Is alive because of you
Someone
Is remorseful after losing your
Friendship
Is remorseful after losing your
Friendship
Someone
Is wishing that you would notice them
Is wishing that you would notice them
Someone
Wants to get to know you better
Wants to get to know you better
Someone
Believes that you are their soul mate
Believes that you are their soul mate
Someone
Wants to be near you
Wants to be near you
Someone
Misses your guidance and advice
Misses your guidance and advice
Someone
Values your guidance and advice
Values your guidance and advice
Someone
Has faith in you
Someone
Trusts you
Someone
Needs you to send them this letter
Needs you to send them this letter
Someone
Needs your support
Needs your support
Someone
Needs you to have faith in them
Someone
Hopes everything turns out all right
Someone
Needs you to let them be your friend
Needs you to let them be your friend
Someone
Will cry when they read this for that someone
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Job Requirement
Posted in candidates, eligible, girl friend, job, recruitment, referral, requirement, wife
There is an urgent requirement for following Position...
Please apply ASAP (Eligible candidates only) .
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Associate Girl Friend ( Trainee )
- Experience : FRESHER (Experienced candidate Can apply )
- Age : only 18 to 28( higher age girl need not apply). Should be committed to work for 24*7.
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- Skills Required: Good looking, Fair
- Preference would be given to beauty contest winner.
- No preference would be given to any degree/diploma.
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Perks and incentives.
Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3 gifts worth 300/-
30 bike rides each duration 2 hours
20 trips to Selective place in Chennai/Banglore/Hyderabad/Mumbai/Kolkatta/NCR Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
10
Daily Provision of Vada Pav /Samosa Pav /Pakoda worth of 5/-
4 movies ( On choice ) per month on every weekend in PVR / IMAX DOME / CINEMAX / FAME
Visits to Big Bazar, Life Style, Pubs and various malls.
Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand
Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining
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REFERRAL BONUS WILL BE GIVEN AS PER THE POLICY / IF PERFORMANCE IS HIGH THEN WILL BE PROMOTED TO NEXT GRADE "WOULD BE" AND THEN TO "WIFE" IN 2 YEARS
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All short listed candidates will be intimated over phone.
We would appreciate if you can refer / ask more potential candidates to meet the Recruitment team at the earliest
Note: Ex-girl friends will not be eligible for any referral benefits
