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Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
Height of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of Foolishness - A guy peeping through the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Itch - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch.
Height of Competition:
1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Technology: Condom with zip.
Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.
Height of salesmanship: Monkey selling bananas
Height of laziness: A man marrying a pregnant woman
Height of coincidence: My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch.
Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:?
Two persons fighting through scraps.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:??
Receiving no scaps for a week.
HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:?
The scrap server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:?
Writing a love scrap and doing a 'Send All.
HEIGHT OF ACHIEVEMENT:?
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:?
A person sending scap to himself.
HEIGTHT OF EXPECTATION:?Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing
them to win a match .
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded
back to you By some one in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF BROWSING:?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout "F1 F1 F1?" instead of
shouting "HELP" when u are unable to swim
