Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

Height of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Height of Foolishness - A guy peeping through the keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Itch - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch.

Height of Competition:
1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Technology: Condom with zip.

Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.

Height of salesmanship: Monkey selling bananas

Height of laziness: A man marrying a pregnant woman

Height of coincidence: My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

Height of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch.

Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.