>1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
>
>2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS a loser.
>
>3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.
>
>4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
>
>5. Don't treat us like crap.
>
>6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out
>with you.
>
>7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
>
>8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's
>that time of the month and nothing more.
>
>9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think that our
>mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
>
>10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
>
>11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
>
>12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell
>us, if you don't.
>
>13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
>
>14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98
>degrees, or what any other guy look like.
>
>15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at
>least we can stand up and pee.
>
>16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't
>have to apologize when you're wrong.
>
>17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would
>be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
>
>18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
>sometimes.
>
>19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get
>what you wish for.
>
>20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say."
>
>21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh
>when we believe you.
>
>22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours
>better anyway.
>
>23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
>relationship.
>
>24. PMS is not an excuse.
>
>25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should
>put it up when you're done.
>
>26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn
>us on.
>
>27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.
>
>28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with
>your friends, but to us its just wrong.
>
>29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart,
>stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends.
>
>30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but
>we'll pretend like you are anyway.