Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take
them while
driving.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two
you are a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and
The other is husband !
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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I
tried - but they wanted cash
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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You can't buy love... but you pay heavily for
it.
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True friends stab you in the front.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you
for hurting me.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who
do not vote.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it
to her or she'll
take it anyway.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and
she agrees With me.
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