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1. Where was the first potato found?
Ans: In the ground.
2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.
3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.
4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time.
5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.
7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.
8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
Ans: Non.
9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.
10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-
12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.
13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.
14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car
15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.
16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.
17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.
18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.
19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
Ans: because they lost all their matches.
20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.
21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer.
Ans: In the ground.
2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.
3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.
4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time.
5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.
6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.
7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.
8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
Ans: Non.
9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that?
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.
10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-
12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.
13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.
14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car
15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.
16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.
17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.
18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.
19. Why Pakistani cricket team given cigarette lighter?
Ans: because they lost all their matches.
20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.
21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer.
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.. ...
5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have
no intention of driving (The Best in the lot)
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand come
out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there
they
can
easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :
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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are
equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any
ticket at
all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One
Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.
Bathroom...
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined
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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their
move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket)
trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this
time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
