Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human
without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..


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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par
khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office
kholu kya?


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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B bana dali
or likha us par yah paigam.

Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko

Rs.5000 inam


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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.


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"CELLO "
The pen of india.


"LUX"
The soap of india.


"Amul"
The taste of india.

"I"
The best in india.

"You"
Time waste of india... :-)


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Rules for board exam:

har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche
be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.


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What is the height of mixed emotions???

when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!


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As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend
otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4
cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending
luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a
call from katrina kaif....


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Whats the height of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!


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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the
enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any
direction