This is a fictitious dialog between two Americans, John and Alex.

>India in 2020 !!!
>
>Place : Two Americans at IBM, USA.

>Currency Conversion Rate: Rs.1 = $100/-
>
>Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
>John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
>
>Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays
>it has become very strict.
>John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
>
> Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
>John : Oh, it was , long queue. Bill Gates
>was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything.
> Thats why it got delayed.
> I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
>
>Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to
> get stamped for USA.
>John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be
>interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming.
>
>Alex : So, when are you leaving?
>John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the
>client in Indialand you know, I will be getting a chance to fly Air-India.
>Sort of dream come true.
>
>Alex : How long are you going to stay in India?
>John : What do you mean by how long? I will be settled
> in India, my company has promised me that
they will process my Hara Patta (similar to Green Card).
>
>Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult
>to get a Hara Patta in India.
>John : Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry an
>Indian girl there.
>
>Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in
>Bangalore,Hyderabad and Mumbai.
>
>John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are
>beautiful and cultured.
>
>Alex : Where did you get the offer, Bangalore?
>John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living
>is quite high, apartment is Rs. 1000/- for a single room
>accommodation.
>
>Alex : I see, that's too much for US people,
> Rs.1/- = $ 100/-.
>Oh God! What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
>
>John! No idea, but it is less than what we have in Bangalore.
? It is like the world headquarters of Software.
>
>Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one
>personal Robot for help.
>
>John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a
>personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-.
>
>But my dream is to purchase Ambassador,
>which costs Rs.200000/-
>but has got a good design.
>
>Alex : By the way, who is your client?
>John : A pure Indian company, specializing in Embedded Software.
>
>Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company.
>
>They are really intelligent and unlike American Body shoppers
>who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India.
>
>indian companies pay you in full even when you are on bench.
>
>My friend Paul Allen, it seems,used his bench time to visit
>Bihar,the most livable place in India,probably world.
>There you have full freedom
>and no restrictions.You can do whatever you want! ! I
>wonder how that state has perfected that system.
>
>John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America
>also follows ! their footsteps.
>
>Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
>
>John : Why not? From my school days I have been
>learning Hindi as my
> first language here at New York. At the Consulate they
>tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by my
> 100 percent score in TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi as International
>Language.
>
>Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
>John : Yeah, I will be traveling in the world's
>fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood
>where you can see actors like, Hrithik, Karina and all.
>
>Essel world is also near Bollywood.
>
>Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next
>year, he may then relax the number of visas.
>
>John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited
>White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development
>at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of
>Silicon City of Bangalore.
>Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him.
>Very lucky person.
>
>Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split
>Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
>
>John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any
>number of Infosys like this.
>
>Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-.
>It seems, if you
>keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you
>can reach Pluto.
>
>Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
>John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in
>a Kurta Pyjama
>because they will think you are too Indianised and may
>doubt you
>will ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa
>may get
>rejected. But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise
>hai" to the
>Visa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and
>will not give
>you a visa if you don't greet him that way.
>
>HUM HONGE KAMYAB, HUM HONGE
>KAMYAB, HUM HONGE KAMYAB EK DIN ,
>HO HO MAAN ! MAIN HAI VISHVAS PURA HAI
>VISHVAS HUM HONGE KAMYAB EK DIN !!!