Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father : A banker provided by nature

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.